So, let me share this hilarious-to-me customer service story. When I got home to Virginia today, I got a notification from FedEx that a package was delivered at 5:21 p.m. Harry checked the porch and the red car and no package. So I checked the tracking number to get a photo. The package was left under two trees…in a yard somewhere, but not ours. Harry drove to the neighbor (the one who has never threatened us, noting that we only have two neighbors) and she doesn’t have two trees with a package under it either. So, I investigated and found out that the package is medication from Walmart (OTC, of course).

I talked to Harold at customer service who said to give him two days to coordinate with FedEx. I asked him to make sure that the FedEx driver knows not to leave packages under unknown trees. He laughed and said, “Yes, ma’am. I am making a note that you are neither a dog nor a bird and do not look for packages under trees.” ROTFL 🤪